[Blood Bowl] Hellhammer, Champion of Khorne Testimonials

[Ian Mulligan]

Hellhammer, the Sons of Northern Darkness' leading defender/mangler, is one of the leagues first Stars and is well on his way to Super Star. Below, you will find his list of kills along with testimonials from other coaches.

January 4th - Pizza bounty placed on Hellhammer's head by the Warpdivers.

January 6th - Warpdivers gang foul Hellahammer, allowing him to sneak off the field and nail several Bloodweiser babes instead of finishing the game.

January 10th - Hellhammer slaughters enough players to become the league's first Super Star.

Confrimed Kills
Orc blitzer
Orc lineman
Dark Elf lineman
Vampire thrall
Undead ghoul

Forced Retirings
Orc blitzer
Underworld goblin
Dark Elf witch elf

Coach Testimonials
"That player must die" - Joe Baranoski
"Wait. How exactly did he do that?" - Alan Philips, upon Hellhammer retiring his second blitzer of the game
"F*** your claw guy." - Dave Goss
"Your claw guy is real f***ing good at Blood Bowl." - Dan Perrone

[joebear]

Blasphemy! Not just a clawpomber, but a clawpomber proud enough to have his own thread. This shall not stand! If anybody can kill or send this punk into retirement, I will buy you a pizza. This is not a joke. He's got his own thread and his own death sentence. Pizza is on the line.

Special bonus offer. If you kill him or send him into retirement with a turn 16 foul, I will not only buy you a pizza, I will let you induce Morg n' Thorg against me in a game for free.

Also: Ian, a grudge match must happen on Sunday. The gauntlet is thrown.

[Ian Mulligan]

Love it! Pizza bounty.

Challenge accepted.

EDIT: Probably getting him painted tonight so he at least dies lookin' handsome.

[Thomas callahan]

Tell the claw man to get in line, My ghoul and wight where stars last week :p

But this week i cant seem to score a TD

And now, i must break Mr claws, claws. even if both mummies have to double smash him each turn

[Ian Mulligan]

My goal when we play is one dead mummy. I don't care how many dudes it takes! Mummy vs. Claws. I like it.

[Thomas callahan]

You can try, but unless you hire the ground, you cant kill a mummy