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Best Game Quotes
« on: August 22, 2008, 09:11:49 AM »
Post some of your favorite game quotes scenes.

From last nights game:
Upon meeting another PC in a tavern for the first time:
Brother Tom: So... are you a spellcaster or a rogueish type?
Other PC (elf): Are you retarded?
Brother Tom: Well you seem dexterous and elves are known for being adept at magic and arrogant
Other PC: I will take that as an affirmative.


From an Iron Kingdoms game:
Dwarf: we should go see my people they could help us (repeatedly)
Eventually the Dwarf gets everyone to follow along (at 7-8pm) to where the stone working shops are... which are closed
Dwarf: Oh. Um... I guess we should just go back.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2008, 10:20:34 AM by Matt Thomas »

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Re: Best Game Quotes
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 09:25:49 AM »
it was spellcaster or rogueish type, he didn't even say wizard :P

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spellcaster
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2008, 10:21:27 AM »
Fixed. Though I thought he said wizard in the game because I thought Cookie started the wizard issue saying they needed a wizard and a roguish type.

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Either way it's the best game quote ever. Forget your character...I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2008, 11:10:21 AM by Matt Thomas »

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Re: Best Game Quotes
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2008, 03:30:19 PM »
from the lips of my charrie after one party membered died and the necromancer was coming for the rest of us

"Dont worry i have a plan,  I will survive at the cost of all of your lives"

5 dead party members later this charater started his new life being plane shifted to the realms.
Children yet, the tale to hear, Eager eye and willing ear, Lovingly shall nestle near.  In a Wonderland they lie, Dreaming as the days go by, Dreaming as the summers die: Ever drifting down the stream --Lingering in the golden gleam --Life, what is it but a dream?

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Re: Best Game Quotes
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2008, 04:08:25 PM »
5 dead party members later this charater started his new life being plane shifted to the realms.

Being planeshifted to the Forgotten Realms is a fate worse than death.
"The final word, then, is the game." - Gary Gygax

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Re: Best Game Quotes
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2008, 12:23:30 AM »
no it's great.. the Realms Are like Alaska!

i shifted to the realms and was given 300 GP and 2 magic items
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A couple from our old Wheel of Time game...
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2008, 10:10:56 AM »
These are paraphrased due to the passage of time.

GM: You come over the crest of a hill and see the town in the valley bellow. Thousands of Trollocs surround it and are just beginning to swarm over the desperate townsfolk's makeshift defense lines.
Samantha (PC Character): I charge the Trollocks
GM & all other players: You WHAT!
Sam's Player: I charge the Trollocks... what should I roll?
Other players: Just for the record I am NOT charging, Me too, I am looking for a place to hide, Are you going with her?, Fuck no! are you?, etc., etc.


PC1: Falls unconsious from wounds
Other PCs: Loot body
PC2: PC1s backpack with bear shit
NPC after reviving PC1: Why do you carry around manure?

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Re: Best Game Quotes
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2008, 03:27:26 PM »
You forgot this part about that Matt, I'm gonna use his inconscious body as a weapon and bludgeon the other 2 guys we are fighting. That was funny :)
Or this one too:
PC1 and PC2 - We loot his PC3's unconscious body.
DM - Ok you find nothing on him.
PC3 - No I had stuff on me.
DM - That was before PC4 looted you while you were conscious.
.....charge me for a wagon ride will you.

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More quotes from Wheel of Time
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2008, 03:57:50 PM »
Yeah those were great.

PC1: Can I tell if PC2 is alive
GM: All you know is he fell down bleeding
PC1: I use PC2's body bludgeon the bear

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Cyberpunk Game
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2008, 04:00:44 PM »
From a Cyberpunk Game.

On an urban combat course:
GM: The mannequin in the bathroom stall is holding a playgirl magazine.
...Some stuff happens...
Player: I take the playgirl on my way out.

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Re: Best Game Quotes
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2008, 05:05:34 PM »
Post some of your favorite game quotes scenes.

From last nights game:
Upon meeting another PC in a tavern for the first time:
Brother Tom: So... are you a spellcaster or a rogueish type?
Other PC (elf): Are you retarded?
Brother Tom: Well you seem dexterous and elves are known for being adept at magic and arrogant
Other PC: I will take that as an affirmative.


From an Iron Kingdoms game:
Dwarf: we should go see my people they could help us (repeatedly)
Eventually the Dwarf gets everyone to follow along (at 7-8pm) to where the stone working shops are... which are closed
Dwarf: Oh. Um... I guess we should just go back.


you forgot the part where i say wizards are usauly arrongant, and evel wizards are extremly arrogant ^^
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Re: Best Game Quotes
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2008, 08:56:55 AM »
You said elves were arrogant and I included that.

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Re: Best Game Quotes
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2008, 05:22:18 PM »
yes and if there wizard type evles, there more arragont then normal elves ^.^
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