Nice! Derek beat me to the spam banning!

[Grand Master Steve]

if there's anything game store nerds on power trips are good at, its causing drama.

Then let's get some cameras on that, market it to TLC as a reality TV show.
"Life is a Battleground: When Fantasy Gets Real: Fun is Serious Business"
The struggles of a local game store and the harder struggles of actually having to deal with the nerds, geeks and dorks who never seem to leave.
Season 1, 12 hours / day of spambot banning, more conversations about Jace, the rise of Warmachine and Goss has octuplets.

I highly approve of this. Mega Battle fottage alone will draw a crowd.

[Benjamin]

Season 2: Plainville Junior vs Abington Senior
"You're far away!"
"No, you're far away!"
"You like the same things we do!"
"No, *you* like the same things we do!"

Compelling stuff.

[Ed]

SOUNDS LIKE A SEASON CHASE WILL ENJOY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[Bruce Willis]

I will start the fund for this program at a million dollars up front, and if I can guest star, I will give the creators five million every year.

[Rob S]

SOUNDS LIKE A SEASON CHASE WILL ENJOY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

We can have Coldplay write the soundtrack.

[Ed]

chase likes coldplay to?

[Imp]

...do they count as spam if their in Russian?

[Captain Bryan!]

*I still vote for a "report spam" button, so if a certain number of people (say like 5?) report it, the post will automatically be deleted....but that would also ban a some non spam posts that people just dont agree with